Microfund Bachmanity Hits the Valley
By: C.J. Cantwell
Nelson “Big Head” Bighetti has joined forces with his old friend Erlich Bachman to form Bachmanity Capital, a microfund set to become “the Uber of VC firms, sure to be on the level—nay above—the likes of Greylock, Andreessen Horowitz et cetera and so forth.”
Since he left Hooli XYZ with acclaim, Bighetti has been running an extremely successful incubator in Palo Alto known for its top talent and luxury amenities. The tech developed under Bighetti has attracted the interest of Hooli, Google and Facebook, cementing Bighetti’s legacy of creating and fostering game-changing tech in the Valley. Bachman also has an incubator in Palo Alto.
Bighetti’s partnership with Bachman symbolizes a return to his roots, as it was at Bachman’s own incubator where Bighetti got his start along with Pied Piper founder Richard Hendricks. It’s easy to imagine the two young tech geniuses in Bachman’s humble home, typing away at their respective code, changing the world line by line as they sat next to each other in a dilapidated living room.
While a representative advised Bachmanity Capital will be a “future tech behemoth,” the fund for now remains small, with resources for funding totaling approximately $20 million and $36,000. Despite its size, the fund will surely benefit from Bighetti’s leadership. As of this writing, Bachmanity Capital has not made any investments.
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God bless you, Mr Biguetti
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This partnership will be game-changing. Erlich Bachman is a visionary and combined with Nelson Bighetti they will be an unstoppable force of innovation. Rumor on the street has it that they’ve landed a meeting with Elon Musk to discuss a secret new project. Pay attention to this story!
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I went to the Bachmannity site but can’t find their contacts…
… I am totally down to be incubated.
#doitforthesmoothies
Save the best slice for last!
Really?
Pitched for them today, felt really good! Cross your fingers for me!
What do you know Baghead? You did fucking nothing at Hooli and magically got promoted.
I personally liked the first name they came up for their microfund, “Bachman Capital.” Bachman brings his visionary talent to the table and Big Head brings the capital.
haha Bachman knows how to do his thing
Big Head’s incubator was pretty great. He just let me stay at his fantastic home so that I could write code. Rent free, no less. He was adamant that I don’t pay his, so I offered him some shares on my start-up (What that is, I can’t say… yet. :P) and he has been more than accommodating. He’s to hoping that adding Erlich to the mix doesn’t much change the great setting that Big Head has established.
1. Stay at Big Head’s incubator
2. ????
3. Profit
Bighetti is easily one of the sharpest minds in the tech field today. If you doubt that, just look at his meteoric rise at Hooli. Under Bighetti’s leadership, Bachmanity Capital has nowhere to go but up. The dynamic duo of Bighetti and Bachman will dominate the field.
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Bachmanity looks like it will rival Raviga Partners one day!
Bachmanity has the potential to become one of the top VC firms in the valley with its allstar lineup
Yes!!
All hail Bachmanity
Are memes allowed in the “Bachmanity” household? I kind of have a meme addiction.
Spaces suck!!!
Heck yea! I’m converting all my coding to tabs hence forth!
Long live Big Head
When I learn how to code, I’ll definitely, for sure, use tabs. Who would be crazy enough to use spaces? please.
This is going to crash and burn like the 2000 bubble
I can totally see how they came up with the name: Bach-man + i-ty (for Bighetti). They both get two syllables. Genius!
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